"Dear sister Excel,"
I always enjoy watching your TV show.
But, but there has been a lot of stinky old guys coming
out a lot recently and I don't feel like watching anymore.
Can you do something about this? Pretty please.
"Okay! Roger that, unidentified pretty girl!"
It's decided!
No need for stinky men, only beautiful girls all over the placel
We'll put some cute characters in suitable piaces, we'll increase the level of highlights, shadows by 27%!
Ifthat's the case, then Master li palazzo isn't going to appear in this episade?
For this case... NO!
Miss Excel...
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
"I love, but I'm not loved."
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
"I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."
"This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away."
Just plainly without hesitation
"I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side"
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
All ofthem went on paid vacation?
yes.There were no objections against it, so I've allowed them to.
Is there any problem with that?
"NO, not really I suppose."
They'll be offfor 3 days
In the meantime, I am having our destroyed supplies gathered for repair.
"I see, Thank you, Momochi."
Just doing myjob.
Is this also part ofyourjob?
I wonder what you're talking about?
"Hello, this is Excel."
These recent days I've really been considering that the world's global war win
...is occurring because ofthose who don't care for the environment ofthe Earth
"In other words, it's damn hot."
"Vacation? yes, well it's kind of a long short story if I start telling you..."
"...but our beloved Across, which holds its goal of city-wide domination, has used up..."
...its budget because of our past failures.
So we figured we'd just go on vacation.
We have no funding ahead of us,l'll use up calories if I move so currently in process of quietly preserving energy.
In other words, it's sorta like an unpaid vacation,but also like a temporary layoff.
The food supply is poor nowadays and we can't stock up.
I've sent out an emergency report to request permission to ourselves to make use...
...Of our emergency food supply and perhaps by a push of democratic votes to win and...
"Ah, I'm tired."
"Ha-chin, what shall we do about today's food?"
Thanks for the food.
Wha--?!
"Ha-chan, who's that?"
"Oh, this is our neighbor, Sailor Kajet."
Pleased to meet you.
What an unfortunate sounding name...
I've been bumping into her a lot at the park
And when I told her about our situation, she brought some food supplies for us.
Oh! yes! yes! yes! Here! Here! Here! Where's mine?!
I've been cailing you for about an hour now, but it seemed like you were deep in thought.
No... No way...
Menchi!
There are the leftovers from my school lunch...
This must be fatel
"But Miss Kojet, aren't you on summer break right now?"
"yes, so it's from 3 weeks ago."
It's digested already.
Who is it?
I'm the sales lady from Bijokko Newspaper, have you heard of it?
It's a newspaper for beautiful girls made by beautiful girls.
We don't have a very large clientele, but it's a perfect informational newspaper for you.
From page one until the end, it's packed with world's best beauty products, facial goods, fashion beauty...
...salon goods short comics, semi-beauty, etc... A total of 18 different topics.
We print 60 million copies in Tokyo and actually only sell about 7000.
Our newspaper company's motto is "honesty"
Your next door neighbors bought this "honesty" along with a month's worth subscription of our magozine.
"How about you? What do you say, idiot?"
Oh, I mean...you can pretend that someone fooled you into buying it!
For a limited time only, we're giving away 3 city-run pool tickets with each subscription.
It's service! Service! Here you go! Service! Here! Here! Here!
You did take it! Then please put your name and stamp on the 1 month subscription form!
I'm very sorry.
It's blank!
It's me.
Understood.
I'll leave that up to you.
Super extravagant Limbo dance!!!
This way! This way!
"John, John!"
"Oh come on, what are you doing?"
A big race is gonna start soon!
Hya! Oh my! Tya! Uihe!
Stupid! It's a proper newspaper for beautiful girls!
I... I don't wanna tell you.
That's not true. That's not true at all!
Beauty! Beauty! Beauty! Bijokko Newspaper!
"Hey, so you DO have a ticket to the pool too, Watanabe."
That means you also subscribed to the Bijokko Newspaper, you little nasty pervert.
With both our sets combined, we can bring Misaki and Sumiyoshi with us!
No question about that!
How come you become so smart at times like this?
Well? Are we going or not?
"Fine, I'll get ready!"
Bijo Theatre!
Part One
Hiya! I'm from Mikaways. I'm here to deliver your rice, mama!
Oh, I'm sorry, I was just taking a shower, could you leave it there at the door?
No problem!
Oh!
There's an unustal amount of beautiful good-for-nothing citizens gathered by the water...
"But if Miss Kajet hadn't bought that burger for us, we would've been in trouble."
"Um, senior?"
Huh? What?
That's such a shocking swimsuit for you.
Oh this?
Someone from a previous part time job gave it to me, I like it, it's nice and functional.
It must've been a wonderful part time job.
This is perfectly fine in order to swim.
But don't we have to take over the city?
We're on break right now.
Besides, we have to bring ourselves down to the same as the commoners and actually feel what they're feeling.
What are you whispering about?
Isn't that a crime in itself?
What's she talking about?
Perhaps she's excited about being able to come to the pool.
Your friend is so strange.
"I'm not sure why, but many people tell me that."
Summer is an important season in which good memories usually begin.
I'm glad I was born a human.
Shut up you guys.
"Wooh! Hey, Misaki!"
Do you know the proper form for the butterfly?
I have a district competition record for it.
What about it?
That was a job just now?
Misaki, seems like the morning glow of the next door hotel is waiting for us.
He's got no class.
"Oh yeah, I forgot."
"You mentioned that you couldn't swim normally, right?"
But I don't get why you can't float in any other pasition.
"Here, you okay?"
Huh? yeah...
Having fun?
Bit by bit.
She's a child who you can't really figure out what she's thinking about.
"I can kinda, sorta, maybe not, understand why you two are compatible..."
"Mama, I wanna go to that other pool."
Okay. okay
Is something wrong?
I'm kinda hungry.
"Regarding that topic, I'd like to fully agree with you, but we have no funding here, so..."
Well I do!
I'm counting on you then!
Bijo Theatre.
Part Two.
Hello?
"Oh hi, what do you want today?"
"Okay, sure."
Aggressive!
I'll have oden,yakisoba,hotdog with a lot of mustard, strawberry flacee, ramen,curry rice,a sandwich, foie gras.
We don't have anything like that.
I thought not.
Then how about a banana bun, pureed mayonnaise tofu, perhaps some panko...
"Oh abviously not, but how about..."
Wow! She's so cute!
What's your name?
Um... I'm Kojet!
Why are there only women here?
"I'm here, aren't l?!"
I can't see you.
Damn it! Put me on screen!
I bet for the later half...
We're still not gonna be on screen...
Aren't you Miss Ayaqsugi?
"I'm sorry, Do I know you?"
What?
"Oh, it's you, my next door neighbor."
"I'm sorry, I had taken out my contacts, so..."
"Oh, I see. Are you by yourself?"
No, I'm with a seior from work and a girl that lives in the neighborhood.
"Oh, Great."
"Um, I think I'll go get some juice too."
"Oh, in that case..."
Since I'm full already... ifyou don't mind, you may have mine...
Get a grip... it's just an indirect kiss... t...take it casually...
"Then, I think I will..."
"Excuse me, I'm going to the restroom."
Why is the juice still full? It looks like it's actually overflowing.
Hey now! This is no time to be hesitating!
Here I go! I'll do it! It's an indirect kiss! A kiss!
I'm getting out of shape.
"Stop swimming already, let's play."
Play what?
Pro-wresting!
Ah
And that was my curve bail...
Master I Palazzo... I have eaten too much.
Is this answering to your expectations too much?
"I'm like an agonizing beauty, aren't l?"
Bijo Theatre.
Part...
"W-Why are you in here, Kosuke?"
What? Megumi told me this was the room.
Oh! That Megu...
What's with that look?
Nothing...! This is embarrassing...
Yukari... I...
Kosuke...
"No, not there...!"
I wonder where my senior went.
Huh?
Black hair with aq mole on the right side of her mouth.
That's here.
Miss Kojet...
Mother!
"yes,yes?"
Let's play with the ball next!
"Now now, don't rush me like that."
"Oh, I guess so."
Mama... mama!
Mama...
Mama!
Get to work! you're so dense!
Miss Kajet? Have you seen my senior?
Is something the matter with them?
"It's nothing, sister Hyatt."
Are you perhaps thinking about your mother waiting at home for you?
She can't be waiting! She's dead!
Shut up! Don't look at me!
I'm sexy.
I want to see her.
I want to see her!
Kojet...
"Sister Hyatt, l... I want to see my mother!"
What is this place? Where are you. sister Hyatt?
Where'd you go?
I wonder if I'm dreaming?
Where am l?!!
M-Mother...
Mother...
"It's me Kojet, Mother!!"
Stop it!
Who are you? Let me go!
you mustn't!
Why? She's right over there!
That's my mother over there! Why are you trying to stop me?!
That's the place ofthe dead.
Look at her. Does it look like she's welcoming you?
She only looks like she's sadly waving good bye.
But...
You mother wants to see you too. Just like you want to see her.
But if she went to see you. she would have to take your soul too.
That's why she isn't coming any closer. Please understand her feelings.
Mother.
Mother! I'm doing fine
I can live through this wretched society!
So...
"Mother?Mother! No, don't go!"
MOTHER!!!
"I'm sorry... I'll be a good girl, I will..."
"Miss Kajet, you are loved by your mother. Look at how much she loves you!"
"Unlike me!! l, who was betrayed by my wife!"
"That's such an unfortunate life, Kojet!"
Leave it to me! Just leave it to me!
A mysterious incident at a city-run pool? I didn't think something like this would happen.
"We have confirmed I wata, Watanabe and Sumiyoshi from those who got sunstroke."
It was particularly bad in Watanabe's case.
His psychiatrist ordered him to take a complete rest.
Are you saying this was some sort of enemy conspiracy?
What kind of incident was this?!
We don't know the cause. But according to the testimonies ofthose with lighter symptoms?
...they said "mom was waving"
I don't get it!
Nor do I .
What do you think?!
I don't know.
Really... I thought so too.
"Hello, This is Excel."
"After eating all that, it all went out, A lot ofthings have happened."
So in other words, I guess nothing's changed since yesterday
In other ways it's hot and I'm hungry.Ha-chan. is all withered up and in acondition that I can't describe.
Oh Master I Palazza. how long are we going to be on vacation?
Are we gonna be like this until we die? Won't you do something about it?
"Wait, mom!"
"Come on, mom!"
I'm at my limit!!
Today's experiment...... we're not sure yet
"After all, I'm the only one who's truly unfortunate."
He got to show his face.
what?
I thought the rule was that no guy could show his face in this episode!
It's unforgivable for you to go on screen using your unfortunate position.
We were bearing it the whole time...
Please wait!
"I'm not part ofthe main story, so..."
We'll kill you! ln bits and pieces!
NO!!!
I've known since that day
The reason-you came to me
The soft texure of my body
Is a javorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
Flow does this body look...?
"Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly"
So that this flesh won't become too tough
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